Part 2: American Slang, Expressions & Lingual

I remember my first day at school in Brooklyn. I was 9 yrs old, 4th grade. When i step into the classroom, i was in a new environment and in a different culture. Everyone was a different ethnic, kids has no uniform, they look so relax. This did not look like where i’ve came from. As i gaze across the room, i see one Chinese looking girl, i thought this could be my first friend. Not too sure how it happen but she offer to show me around school. It was all so new so fresh to me, the place, the people, the culture, everything.

Half way through the day in class i had to pee. Not sure how am i going to ask the teacher. I waited for someone to ask. As i waited and waited i can’t hold anymore so i raise my hand and said teacher can i go to the toilet? Everyone laugh at me. Why was everyone laughing at me? The teacher said, may i use the bathroom, not toilet. In the America no one refers to the restrooms as toilets. When you say toilet it would mean the toilet bowl itself. So then i realize that everyone uses bathroom not toilets. In general they call it restrooms. Casually just bathroom will do and no one uses loo, that would be British.

Second thing that happen on my first day is, i was call to read a paragraph. I stood up and started reading, everyone giggled at me. I look around and don’t understand why is everyone snickering. The teacher ask me to sit down. I can read sitting down, don’t have to stand. In Asia students have to stand to read or when you have to dictate something. It’s a form of respect. I fell so embarrassed, when you stand your the center of attention. Worst of all the kids were laughing at you.

It wasn’t too bad as i was English educated since i was born. Just gotta learn the new expressions and pronunciation. The first one was the no. 3. How do you say that my teacher asked? 3 i said. The teacher said no no it’s three not tree. I repeated after hear i still got tree. She told me to put my tongue in between my two front teeth. And i got three! Yeah! I had to get use to the slang and words everyone was using. Before i knew it, i blend in. I guess i was young and easily absorb to the new culture.

By the time i was in 5th grade, i was elected as the class president, member of the glee club and always on the top of my spelling quiz. Remember the Chinese looking girl i first met? She of course became my friend. Not just my friend, she became my best friend until now. She was my first friend when i step foot in Brooklyn and she will be visiting me in Sept, next month. We are very excited to meet up as we lost contact for about 10+ years. Back in the days, we use to do everything together. I really mean everything. We had our first dates together, learn skating together, start Jr. high together, the list can go on and on. Can’t wait to see her!

Till next time…

American Slang & Expressions Part 1

At times when i go to a movie. I ask myself do the locals understand the slang and expressions?. Once i ask my friends and they answered me, “oh we read the subtitles”. Ooook, so i thought let’s catch up on some American slang, expressions & phrases.

Common words

Ballpark figure - a good numeric guess, an estimate

Brewski – a beer, a bottle, a can or a glass of beer.

Dis – to insult someone (noun), or insult itself (verb).

Doormat – wear individual who is regularly insulted by others.

Haywire - broken, in a state of chaos, not workin.

GibberishSpeech that doesn’t make sense; nonsensical words and phrases.

Hype - loud advertising and promotion.

Love handlesUnsightly fat that shows from the sides at the waist, usually on men.

Go bananasTo be irrational and wild; to lose control.

No-brainerSomething that is perfectly obvious; easy to do, requiring very little effort.

On cloud 9 - to be extremely happy, elated.

Uncle Sam The U.S. government; a patriotic figure who symbolizes the United States.

RookieA beginner; one who is new to a profession or field.

PsychedVery excited and ready to go; in high spirits.

I can go on and on but want to leave some space and move on to another category.

Words commonly use in the hood

Da bomb - Excellent, the best.

Blow it – to lose or waste something, to do poorly or fail miserably.

Crib -a person’s place of residence.

Later - bye, short for see you later.

HangoutTo pass time idly; to loaf with pleasure, at ease.

HoodlumA criminal or gangster.

HookedAddicted; to like something so much that you need it every day.

KlutzA clumsy person; an awkward or physically incompetent individual.

Hung up onTo be obsessed about something or someone.

Phat – excellent, cool, the greatest.

Bounce – to leave.

Dawg – Slang for “my close acquaintance of an African-American ethnic background”

Ghetto – residential area of a city, usually troubled by a disproportionately large amount of crime.

Projects – Usually a group of dirty buildings made for really poor/homeless people to live in. Projects are dangerous,very dirty,filled with gangsters,drug dealers,pimps,hookers and such.

These are few common words you will hear black African American use in the movies. There are many more and the words will keep on growing. Back when i was in Brooklyn, i use words like break out which means leave or now they have change it to “bounce”. The slang/expressions constantly change all the time. These are just few words for your understanding.

Till next time…

What’s Up With The American Slang?

Since i’ve been back for nearly 10yrs+, im sad to say i nearly lost my American slang. Well more like i’ve keep it inside of me. I can’t speak the way i use to cause people here just wouldn’t understand. They might seem like they do but they don’t. I was really frustrated when i first came back cause people can’t even understand when i ask for “water”. They would ask what? Oh.. wad ter is it ? or “restaurant” = res tau rant. Eventhough it’s the same word, it’s just the way people pronounce it. Everyone is entitle to have their country’s accent. I respect that. As the years gone by, i’ve caught up with the local slang or even the accent. As for the first 2 years i can’t really make out words they are saying or even understand certain words. Thank god that has passed.

Until now at times i’m still fighting within myself with certain words i should use or say. Not just because of the American slang, it’s also cause i hail from Brooklyn, and i have a lot of street language/expressions in. My words are just mixed up and jumbo up together in a certain way. At least now i can control it since i’ve been living here for a period of time. It will slip up sometimes, know what i’m saying :P

It irritates me sometimes when someone finds out that i came back from the states and they expect me to have an American slang. Hmm… would you understand “water” or wad ter? in fact there’s even more if i would have speak in a full sentence. I prefer to blend in the environment rather than to be arrogant just because i came back from the states. I have friends that tries really hard to keep their slang, be it American or British, come ON… it’s just not real. It sounds really made up/fake and no one sounds like that here, and it shows that you just want to prove something? I don’t, i guess these people do. It’s strange when people are having conversation and when you talk you sound white or at least you try to sound white. If you haven’t notice that you are in Asia and you are not white. So what cha saying?.

After living in Asia for a number of years, and been brought up in the states, having a cultural difference is not easy. I learn that no matter where you are, just get with the culture. You don’t have to be a certain way, just be yourself. I have fought with myself for many years wondering why i was having such a hard time adapting. It is simply because i had to learn a new culture and live in it. So far it’s been 10yrs +… not too bad. Of course i try to keep a little New Yorker in me from time to time. When i talk to westerners i still have my American slang, it’s something i learn to control and use it when it’s appropriate. On the other hand, my best buds in the states will laugh at me on my half American/British slang that i’m currently speaking. I don’t know what it is but it works :P

Till next time…